If graphs are your kink, you're in luck! This week Vanessa stumbled upon a scatter graph that caught her fancy, attempting to measure how taboo and popular different sexual fetishes are. The results are... maybe not what one would call "accurate" or "scientific", but they are interesting. We quickly get into some dark, slightly terrifying waters - but grab your hand wipes and galoshes and take this wild ride with us.
Two self-described Bottoms discussing sex, relationships, pop culture, current events and everything in between.
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
2020, you were a lot, we're glad to have bid you adieu. Join us this week for a delightfully intoxicated episode where we discuss our hopes, dreams, & goals for 2021. They're modest, personal, and attainable; as all 2021 should be. Will be start a french speaking all female rock group? Gotta listen and find out I guess!
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
We're kicking 2020 to the curb in just a matter of days and we figured there was not better way to celebrate than with an old-fashioned drunken episode of the Bottom Bible. Join us while we try out 4 different miniature bottles of champagne while answering what the internet has deemed some of the weirdest "Would You Rather..." questions in existence. Play along with us, drink along with us and have a very Merry New Year. XOXO Katy and Vanessa
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
In this episode Vanessa takes us on a period prepping, masturbating praising, pubic hair growing YA journey discussing the life, the art and the impact of author Judy Blume. We discuss her most famous, her most powerful and her most controversial works. We also find out which books meant had the most impact on our lives; Vanessa specifically.
Did you get your Blume on as a youth? If so, what were some of your favorite books?
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
This week Vanessa shares her new appreciation for some invigorating self-care, not for the faint of heart. You know that carnival game where you shoot a water gun at a clown's face and race to fill up a balloon? It's kind of like that. Katy gives us an update on her mental health, and some signs she's learned to identify as being in The Deeps. It's no surprise that many of us are feeling a LOT these days - a pandemic, the holidays, and the current state of the world... at least we take some small comfort in knowing we're not alone!
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
This week's show has everything - red underwear, whale skin, spider web trees, roller skating to sunrise mass, and a tiny pooper. Just when you thought your family traditions were a journey, the world says, "Hold my Krampus chain while I drag this naughty child to hell." Katy dug into the internet and found some unusual holiday traditions from around the world, and Vanessa finds a tchotchke from a trip to Barcelona that ties into one! So sit back and enjoy these international customs, maybe one will find its way into your future holiday reindeer games.
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
The holiday season 'tis just around the corner, sadly, just as many areas around the U.S. and the rest of the world are tightening travel and social distancing restrictions as we see a rise in COVID cases. What is a Bottom to do? No big family gatherings, no raves, no photos with a mall Santa! But fear not, this week Katy and Vanessa discuss some plan B options, including just disappearing into the void. Share your holiday plans with us! What have you got going on for the year of our Dark Gourd, 2020?
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
In this week's episode we share stories revolving around one central theme, PAIN! Vanessa discusses a recent and very painful IUD replacement while Katy recounts a more, emotionally painful experience with an unbelievably difficult celebrity client!
How do you handle pain? Do you laugh, do you cry or perhaps a mixture of the two? Tell us in the comment section!
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
We're bringing you an extra spooky episode this year because to be honest, we felt that you might need it. A bite-sized break from the heaviness that is our current state of affairs. May our extra dash of spooky be the sweet sugary nougat that helps get you paw through this week.
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Do you hear that rap-tap-tappin' at the coffin door? That's me, begging to be let out, fool! We couldn't get those buried alive stories out of our heads, so this week we're continuing the theme and talking about safety coffins. It seems like we weren't the only ones who couldn't stop thinking about being buried alive, because there were quite a few models, modifications, and contraptions folks came up with. Do you have any buried live anxiety? Remember to ask that your nearest and dearest to always check thrice before putting you six feet under!