Two self-described Bottoms discussing sex, relationships, pop culture, current events and everything in between.
Episodes
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Love is blind, but douche baggery speaks loud and clear. This week we're discussing Netflix's reality dating show, Sexy Beasts. Singles are looking for love in full special effects make up, taking physical looks out of the equation, in theory... Substance doesn't seem to factor into many (any?) of the contestants decisions, sadly it's not possible to add special effect personalities. But not all hope is lost, the special effects are outstanding and there's some cultural exchanges between the American and British cast, plus you haven't lived until you've seen a man dressed as a beaver try to make out with a woman.
Spoilers abound!
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
It's another Careless Whispers episode! Sit back, relax, and enjoy some sweet nothings whispered into your ears. We've got sick airline burns, naked people in nooks and crannies, and our best wild day at work stories. Bottoms up!
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Have you ever thought about how longs condoms have been around? Thanks to a YouTube rabbit hole, Vanessa did and launched into an epic deep dive into their past. They were invented to prevent disease, preventing pregnancy was bonus function, never the primary reason for their invention. You might be surprised to learn how long they've been in use, in earlier forms and as we know them now. Join us this week for a look back, way back, at the history of condoms. You've cum a long way, baby.
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
This week Vanessa is joined by longtime friend and glamorous cat daddy , Shaun Prater to share some sexy, sincere, and important moments of on-screen male nudity.
Is it our imagination, or is male nudity having a moment right now? We've seen lots of bums and the occasional glimpse of a bashful schlong. But lately dicks are more frequent gusts to the party. The latest buzz has been around the Netflix series Sex/Life and last year's Watchmen on HBO.
That got us thinking about other important moments in male nudity in film and tv. Whether it's been horny, funny, aggressive, or artistic, these moments have made an impact and we want to talk about them.
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Did you know the 90s started over 30 years ago? It's all kind of a blur for some of us, but there's no denying that some 90s fashions are making a strong comeback. The 90s revival trend isn't brand new, but the popularity of Cruel Summer made it crystal clear. We're talking spiral perms, chunky shoes, pin-thin eyebrows, grunge, and how fashion often times defined the different cliques in our high school years. How are you feeling about seeing your childhood trends coming back for an encore? Are you a youth experiencing these 90s flashbacks for the first time? Share your lewks and thoughts with us! Tag us on Instagram, where we will reluctantly share some of our best (or worst) fashion memories.
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Pull up a chair around our creaky joints fireside chat, we're here for another round of Careless Whispers. We've got a couple of WTF news stories, some commentary on our graceful aging process, and an update on what we're currently binging. Bring the Tiger Balm, it's also time for a Cruel Summer wrap up! Warning: Spoilers at the beginning of the episode! Consult the time stamps to avoid the spoilers.
Cruel Summer Spoilers: 2:00 - 12:35
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Let's not be coy, we've talked about squirting before. This time, we'll go beyond the basics and discuss what's happening when you squirt, is it pee, and also can we DIY it. It's not a party trick or something only seen in porn, y'all. Did you know squirting and female ejaculation has been documented for over 200 years?! 2000 years and still so many unanswered questions and mystery! Join us around the Bottom Bible campfire and let's talk G-spots, urethral sponges, and orgasms.
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
We all have our own list of deal breakers, those absolute NOs we run screaming from when a potential dreamboat crosses our paths. But what about deal makers? What are the things that can lure you into the lust zone when you weren't even looking? What quality in someone can move them from the neutral column to the lust column in your spreadsheet of attraction? Is it a quirky hobby, an Elliot Stabler tush, or an expert level skill in the kitchen?
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Two bottom sides of the same coin, different twigs from the same branch, or half of one/six dozen of another - these two Bottoms are two flavors of the same personality type. Is anyone surprised? No. This week we're discussing our personality types based of the Myers-Briggs personality test on the 16 Personalities website. Where are we on that list? Tune in to find out, then take the test (or dig up your results from deep in your email archive) and share your results with us! Curious about all 16? Click here for the descriptions.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Trigger Warning: Grooming Behavior, Abduction
Welcome back to Cruel Summer High, y'all! Not gonna lie, the pace of Cruel Summer slowed down significantly in episodes three to five. But that teen drama groove we were served up in the first two episodes is back, baby! We're all caught up and down to talk theories, motivations, and pixie cuts. Have you been watching? What are your thoughts? Share them with us on Instagram, email us at thebottombible[dot]com, or text/call us at: (805) 628-2397.