Two self-described Bottoms discussing sex, relationships, pop culture, current events and everything in between.
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
In this week's episode we discuss and dissect John Hughes' 1985 classic, The Breakfast Club. From the quintessential 80's outfits to the problematic homophobic slurs, we are unpacking it all. So toss back that olive loaf and pour out those pixie sticks. This is one movie review you're not going to want to miss. Oh and did we mention the dancing? Yeah, Dorko...we're gonna talk about all that dancing.
Tuesday Jan 15, 2019
Tuesday Jan 15, 2019
It's going down...you're going down...we're all going down because this week's episode is all about oral sex. Vanessa starts it off with some riveting Fart Facts that include some terrifying STD statistics while Katy shares a full list of hysterical yet horrifying oral sex fails. So grab a drink, put on your best dental dam and tune on in!
Do you have an outrageous or shocking oral sex story? Reach out to us thebottombible@gmail.com!
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Having read and reviewed the first book a few episodes back, it only felt natural that we should watch and review its cinematic counterpart, "Fifty Shades of Grey" the movie. The innocent doe-eyed Anastasia Steele played by Dakota Johnson and the tortured, statuesque Christian Grey portrayed by Jamie Dornan, will their on screen chemistry win us over at last? Will there finally be heat even though the book left us so cold?
Tag along with us while we discuss, dissect and quite frankly destroy this blockbuster phenomenon.
Weak ass tea anyone?
Tuesday Jan 01, 2019
Tuesday Jan 01, 2019
It is New Year's Day!
To ring in 2019, we're pulling back all the curtains and giving you an episode that features our top bloopers from 2018.
We've been on the air for just a short few months and we've loved every second of it! We are so grateful to everyone who downloads and listens to our shenanigans every single week! You've made 2018 one our favorites, cheers to a brilliant 2019! "Wocka Wocka!"
Tuesday Dec 25, 2018
Tuesday Dec 25, 2018
With our podcast falling on actual Christmas day, we decided to keep this episode festive by putting together the Bottom Bible version of a Christmas list. It's our top 5 picks for the hottest actor or actress in a Holiday Movie. We've also included our individual picks plus many, many honorable mentions.
Happy Holidays from two of your favorite bottoms!
<3 Katy & Vanessa
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
If you've been a bad girl Santa may leave coal in your stocking. If you've been a good girl (or boy) Santa might just take you over his knee.
So peel back your Advent Calendars because this week we take on our favorite BDSM topic, Spanking.
Remember, there is now a Bottom Bible hotline and you can reach out and tell us your own stories, ask us questions, or give us feedback/suggestions. Call us anytime at (805)628-2397 to leave a message and hear your own dulcet tones on the pod!
Tuesday Dec 11, 2018
Tuesday Dec 11, 2018
Bah! Humbug! What is it about the holidays that brings out the ghosts of our dating past? It's a thing, and it's called Marleying. Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of "Sup?" messages from those dreaded exes, arm yourselves with our Fart Facts and fortify yourself with Bottom Bible cocktails. This week, let us be the Tangina Barrons of your inboxes and help you fend off those restless spirits of your paramour poltergeists.
Remember, there is now a Bottom Bible hotline and you can reach out and tell us your own stories, ask us questions, or give us feedback/suggestions. Call us anytime at (805)628-2397 to leave a message and hear your own dulcet tones on the pod!
Tuesday Dec 04, 2018
Tuesday Dec 04, 2018
Tis the season to be horny! Too much? We're going for a theme here, indulge us. Just because we're adults doesn't mean we don't want to add some toys to our Christmas wish lists. This week we recap our visit to The Pleasure Chest in Hollywood, CA - there were board games, so much lube, toys galore, a puppy cage, and some public masturbation. It wasn't us! Things continue to to careen out of control with some impromptu muppet sex speculation. It just kind of happened, you know how it goes.
We also bring you some of our favorite Holiday Gift Guides, including ideas for your friend or family member who might be transitioning! So sit back, pour yourself a cocktail and let us entertain you for the next 50 something or so minutes.
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Tuesday Nov 27, 2018
Tuesday Nov 27, 2018
This week on the Bottom Bible we have our very first guest, Katy's brother Jackson aka "The Bottom Bro". We're continuing the conversation on toxic masculinity with an in-depth look at how hegemonic masculinity affects gay men. Jackson provides a fresh perspective on how toxic masculinity continues to ruin the party for everyone. We cover dating apps, self image, stereotypes and so much more.
Calling all Bottomites, now YOU can CALL US! Dial up the Bottom Hotline and leave us your thoughts, comments, questions, ideas or limericks. (805)-628-2397, don't forget to let us know if you're ok with us using your message on the pod.
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
The ultimate fuck boy and the milquetoast miracle come together (literally) in this spectacularly bad fan-fiction. Dust off your nipple clamps, it's 50 Shades of Grey, y'all. We know everyone had read and/or seen the book and movie, but we couldn't resist giving it The Bottom Bible treatment! And for those of you who aren't familiar with it, go mix yourself a cocktail and join us for the ride. Two crazy kids navigate the world of BDSM, unnecessary legal paper work, and mercurial mood swings. Lose yourself in the fantasy and try to forget that your mom has read this book too.
Calling all Bottomites, now YOU can call US! Dial up the Bottom Hotline and leave us your thoughts, comments, questions, ideas, or limericks. (805)628-2397, don't forget to let us know if you're okay with us using your message on the pod.